A Pilgrim in an Unholy Land

Mardi Gras is a haven for every kind of unmentionable debauchery known to man.
I am alone and all the well-lubricated females are powdering their noses. I will fill in will sordid details as soon as I am able but will mention that one snuck into the men's room with guardians to relieve
her tiny bladder while I was present, to my utter disbelief, shock and horror.

Also:
The whale
Beads vs boobs
Hot dog chicanery
How drunk I am

All will be explained in a later post when the hangover ends.

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