Terminator Salvation teaser trailer

After Terminator 3's over-the-top camp and overall mediocrity, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles managing to be boring and confusing, I find it hard to get worked up about yet another sequel to the perfect duo of Cameron-directed masterpieces. This one has Christian Bale, every nerd's secret man-crush, as John Connor, so that's a plus. But it's also directed by McG, the retarded director with the retarded name, who gave us retarded movies like Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

But it also comes with a free frogurt.
The toppings contain potassium benzoate. (that's bad)

The teaser looks nice and flashy and shows off Mick-Guh's (how the fuck do you pronounce "McG" anyway? Magee? Mick-Gee? I'm-pretentious-fucking-hack?) but the nerd-vine says there'll be no Arnold, since he's busy Governating, and some dude named Roland Kickinger will be the Terminator in this one. He's also a big muscled Austrian, once played Arnie in a TV biopic, and was pretty funny in the otherwise forgettable 15 Minutes. He sort of looks like Franco Columbu, Arnie's body-building pal. Hopefully he will be ass-Kickinger! Ha, sometimes these things just write themselves.

Teaser follows.




If youtube yanks it, you can watch it over at Yahoo Previews.

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