Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hump Day - Milla Jovovich

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Milla Jovovich is so eager to pose nude that it's difficult finding pictures of her with clothes on.
She's been a nerd favorite since The Fifth Element and has continued kicking ass in the Resident Evil movies, which aren't that bad, really. I liked the second and third ones, where stuff actually occurs.
She's got a nice set of sticks and a classic model's build, kewpie doll eyes and a bit of sneer to her full lips that makes her instantly recognizable.
Her career began with the trashy sequel Return to the Blue Lagoon, but she really made a splash in Linklater's excellent paean to '70s nostalgia, Dazed and Confused.
She'd also been one of Charlie's underage chippies in Chaplin, but wouldn't really be a star until she wore a roll of gauze and an orange hairdo as Leeloo alongside Bruce Willis.

Channeling Wendy O. Williams.

Okay, this is about as far as you can go without seeing nipple slips or full frontal. She's not exactly shy in front of the camera. But she has a good screen personality that compliments her looks, and I'll be looking forward to A Perfect Getaway this year, where she's stalked by psychopaths in the Hawaiian wilderness.

By reading past this point you admit to your boss that you look at boobies at work.








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