Screw you, Karl Lagerfeld

Plus size model kicking a skinny mofo

The unhealthily skinny runway model has been a running joke stereotype for years. Recently the hottie Filippa Hamilton was shitcanned by Ralph Lauren for being "fat," and they photoshopped her into an anorexic scarecrow. Apparently that was for the Japanese market only, but it got leaked here.
So that girl on the left is too fat to model? Why, because she looks feminine? I'm tired of models looking like 13 year old boys. Filippa is hot. Screw you, Ralph Lauren. Now I'm certain that me no longer buying Polo Black cologne isn't going to put a dent in your industry of sweat-shop made designer clothing at ridiculous prices, but buh bye, I'll spend my money elsewhere.
Then some wrinkly old douchebag named Karl Lagerfeld said "People don't want to look at round women." Now Karl, you look like the Crypt Keeper in a turtle neck. I'd rather look at Walmart's finest than your ugly face. Round women can be beautiful too. Above is plus-size model Crystal Renn, size 12.

Herr Lagerfeld, or is it the Crypt Keeper in one of Michael Jackson's outfits?

She resembles Marilyn Monroe in body shape, actually. Nowadays Marilyn would be booed off the stage by guys with "No Fat Chicks" shirts, unfortunately.

Now, I'm not saying all women should look like Crystal, either. But if you're happy, healthy and hot, we shouldn't care if you're a size 12 or a size zero. I like how she fills out this bikini:
If you'd like to see Crystal in a more revealing pose, scroll down. Not Work Safe